"My mother is worried that I have mental problems. I found a book about teenage paranoid delusions during a routine search of my parents’ bedroom. After that I started slipping certain choice phrases into our conversation."
come to think of it the only time link looks really cool/serious is in the official artwork
then in the games for the most part its like
do you ever want to cry because shit gansey’s gonna die
tHIS IS THE FUCKING NEW YORK TIMES ARE YOU KIDDING ME
oh so thats what it looked like on paper
"Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles add up to 400 pounds of dude”
It’s about the hair
Mr. Ackles, whose laugh is like the crack of the show’s magic Colt revolver, said, “I’m fairly certain that that mop is solely responsible for the 10th-season pickup.” (x)
Eternal Life, Angels and Abs
Legend says that if you leave your phone in a public bathroom and return at a later time, the BATHROOM MONKEY will leave his mark within your phone. This signifies that the BATHROOM MONKEY won’t stop until the subject is dead. Change your name. Flee the country. Burn your phone. The BATHROOM MONKEY will not stop.
Share this photo to ensure that your phone will be immune to the BATHROOM MONKEY’s curse.
Have you ever played a video game where you have to sleep to recover? They only let you do it if everything is safe. Otherwise they won’t let you sleep. You’ll get a message, saying “You cannot sleep now, there are monsters nearby.”
Now, remember the last time you just couldn’t get to sleep?
Don’t you fuckin do this to me